i first opened a facebook account when mark zuckerberg allowed regular folks–i made friends with my two sons joseph and eastman. and then suddenly, the friend requests started coming in. i was popular! which certainly wasn’t the case when i was a teenager. i accepted promiscuously. the guy who worked at the hardware [...]
i wake up to rena leonard every morning. she sees me without makeup. she knows exactly how i like my morning caffeine drip. that’s more than i can say about anybody else amongst my friends.
rena works at the caribou three blocks from my house. i pick up my coffee, i go lift weights, i [...]
it’s january first and i have just 365 days to meet 324 friends! i sure hope reggie gholston does not get redeployed to baghdad! i hope i can get over my natural aversion to aeroflot airlines!
step one: index cards. i’m a big believer in them. i’ve been going through my friends and each [...]

